The city's getting crowded, it's getting hard to drive
in all of this pollution it's an effort to survive
I'm heading for the mountains, I'm pushing on the pedal
with fifty bucks of ethyl and a couple tons of metal

Chorus:
    I'm an SUV VIP
    outta my way or RIP
    I'm an SUV VIP
    marching like a mammoth through the land of the free

I got a massive engine sitting underneath the hood
I jacked up my suspension so the view is really good
my tires are humongous and they take a massive load
but it's so damn expensive I don't dare to leave the road

Bridge:
    What's that bump, I nearly hit my head
    something must be stuck between the tire treads
    it could be a dog and it could be a deer
    or the rest of that dude in the read view mirror

Spoken:
That's what he gets for getting in the way of an SUV VIP, doesn't he know I've got places to go, things to do, and people to see?

They say the planet's warming so I got a good AC
they say it might be harming but it doesn't bother me
I'm sealed inside my capsule and I'm having me a blast
I haven't got a worry 'till my ride runs out of gas