There is a stretch of road along old highway one
Where dwells a demon who enjoys his evil fun
Every couple years he gets a little bored
Brings forth the rains and washes out the road
The devil is in my slide
The devil is in my slide
He’ll take you straight to hell if you dare to ride
The devil is in my slide
And when the road is out the people all are stuck
Behind a barrier of evil mud and muck
The devil laughs at all the people in the town
Grimacing in gridlock as they try to go around
The devil’s evil plan goes deeper still by far
Than simply inconveniencing the people in their cars
He also worked his way inside
and poisoned people’s brains
Getting them to try to do a thing that was insane
They tried to build a highway - to bypass all the trouble
Right across a wilderness, reducing it to rubble
Just in time the people woke and changed this evil plan
But the devil isn’t finished yet, he still controls Caltrans
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