Hello, This is Rush Limbaugh,
on the EIB Radio Network
- And also on a massive dose of drugs

Come on, I’m coming on to Oxycontin - now
It helps to ease the pain yeah,
The pain of being full of so much gas

Relax, all my loyal listeners
There’s no need to think now
It’s not as if you ever have before

I know my hairline is receding
But then again so is my waistline
Once upon a time I was called a big fat idiot
But I’m no longer big and fat

When I was a boy I had a festering cyst
Down on the bottom of my ass
It kept me out of Vietnam
I can’t explain, you would not understand
It’s not some kind of gland
I’m feeling flushed, I’m comfortably rushed

OK, so maybe I’m a big prick
I make liberals go owwwww
And I make Al Franken sick

Alright, it means my schtick is working, good
Getting under people’s skin now
Only gonna help my ratings grow

There are more drugs I’ll be receiving
Filled the cigar box up with money
Sent the maid off to the parking lot
Of Denny’s - for hillbilly heroin

When I was on TV watched a forward pass
Sail past the corner of the field
I saw the quarterback was black
I pointed out that blacks aren’t good at sports
And so they kicked me out, the liberal media
I’m feeling flushed, I’m comfortably rushed